
I won’t apologize for not posting, but I am shocked by how quickly the last eight days evaporated. We found ourselves making preparations up until the hour family arrived. All the tasks weren’t necessary, but the visit served as a catalyst for household progress. The Mister finished building a retaining wall, I transplanted eight shrubs and planted adagio grass and roses. We had a plumber replace the small diameter galvanized pipe running through the house. We finished hanging pictures, and added a mirror in the guest bath.
QT saved the day with an ass expanding pulled pork recipe. I made minor adjustments to account for cooking on a gas grill, and used two commercially prepared sauces. I baled on making biscuits, and purchased rolls and sourdough from the local bakery to keep things simple. I will try the biscuit recipe later, when my mother isn’t around to tell me I am doing it wrong.

I like meals that can be prepared in advance. Then, I can drink as much wine as I need.
The family arrived and the excitement was palatable. The visit started with me swearing loudly when a small deluge erupted from the toilet into the hallway. We’ve lived here six months without a single toilet incident. Never underestimate the power of a seven-year-old and a roll of TP. In her overzealousness to remedy the clog, she broke the flush lever. We had a surplus of spare parts, and towels. The problem was resolved quickly due to the Mister’s determination, and that was the most eventful incident during the entire visit.

Saturday, we drove to the local apple orchard for apples and honey before dropping my sister’s family downtown at the aquarium. Mom has difficulty walking, standing, and sitting for long periods of time so her days are careful juxtapositions of managing the three activities in quantities she can bare. She’s too proud, or stubborn, to admit when she’s tired or in pain, so I constantly second guess myself as the appropriateness of the suggested activities. I don’t want her to be tired or bored, but placing yourself in someone else’s head is an ineffective means of communication.
We took Mom downtown to a coffee house that was renowned for roasting their own beans. It was a quaint area with a view of the river and a nice sculpture garden. After lunch, we drove to an overlook for a view of the ridge line, and then dropped at the house for a break.
For the evening, we packed pulled pork sandwiches, chips, sodas, and a picnic blanket, and drove to Coolidge park for an evening picnic. The temperature was pleasant, the bugs were absent, and the kids amused themselves running through the fountain and playing frisbee. The kids had such a good time, they wanted to return the following day.

The visit was a success….in spite of the toilet.
September 22nd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
that is a tough combination of needs to meet - children and a weak adult - but it sounds like the visit was a success.
on Sunday morning before our party guests arrived we realized that the toilet in the kids’ bathroom was leaking because there was a puddle on the kitchen counter right below the hole in the ceiling, so Tony spent the morning replacing the toilet. Luckily, we were just grilling so there was no prep necessary, and no one, not even my mother, mentioned the hole.
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
does the aquarium still have the seahorse exhibit? it was really neat. I like the gradual ramp with the huge tanks and the otter exhibit was fun too.
as many years as we’ve lived nearby (relatively) we’ve never done lookout mtn or ruby falls.
it does sound like y’all had a good visit.
September 22nd, 2008 at 7:07 pm
glad you’re posting
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Given the wide range of interests you needed to cover, it sounds like it was an awesome visit! Isn’t it funny the “extras” you end up doing before company comes??
I am glad that recipe worked. I love their recipes, they are all well-tested and basic.
September 22nd, 2008 at 11:05 pm
It sounds like you did it beautifully.
So well in fact that I am arriving sunday with my two girls.
bwahahahaha!
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:45 am
Sounds like an awesome visit!
Cxx
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:55 am
De, what is it with toilets? Do they have souls that enable them to predict the most inconvenient moments to cause trouble? Maybe disgruntled people are reincarnated as toilets.
It sounds like your own gathering went well too. Yeah, us.
bob, they still have the seahorse exhibit. In ‘05, they opened a second building, Ocean Journey, which features penguins, a butterfly exhibit and a stingray touch tank. It’s a nice addition to the facility. Rock City has a nice overlook, and well kept botanicals. If you you enjoy green or views, it is worth checking out.
flutter
qt, oh the extras…800lbs of gravel. Nothing motivates you like guests. I will be transferring that recipe to my cookbook for future use.
crazymumma, you will be a welcome guest. We’ll crawl the galleries.
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:56 am
Claire, it went easier than expected. The amount of time for the visit was not too long nor too short…
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I think naughty kitties are reincarnated as toilets. They have the same flair for timing.
That pulled pork looks amazing.
Oh, Ruby Falls and Lokout Mt. Memories.
September 23rd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Excellent! It sounds like a pleasant AND mostly uneventful visit (the best kind). I know all too well about toilet problems. We have to instruct our guests on the proper flushing technique or else the water will run until the cows come home.
September 24th, 2008 at 8:17 am
Nancy, my kitties aren’t that naughty…yet. There’s always time. The pulled pork turned out great, for the first time in a long time, I’m not complaining about leftovers.
andrea, I am all about uneventful. I didn’t think about offering a seminar in toilet flushing…maybe next time.