Or a brick mason, or a drywall installer, or a landscape designer, or maybe Robert Frost. I am a builder of walls. I’ve spent the past few days considering this. Probably because it’s true, but if there were any doubts, this conversation made it obvious:

My mother: Hi, what are you up to this afternoon.
Self: I’m painting
My mother: Really! What are you working on? (read excitement in voice)
Self: I’m just messing around with a scrap canvas trying to get the feel of painting in with oils again. (Intentionally evasive answer #1. The painting is actually for my brother’s birthday. It is in poor taste and I want it to be a surprise. Picture to follow in a latter post)
My mother: What kind of art have you been working on recently?
Self: Mostly quick sketches, gel pen and ink. (non-cryptic direct answer)
My mother: What are you drawing, exactly? You know I would really to see some of the things you’ve been doing…
Self: (grasping at straws) Well, uh, they aren’t really finished drawings. They are quick sketches (not true) on low quality copy paper (mostly true. Evasive Answer #2). They aren’t accurate, I have to touch them up in PhotoShop (true, and flimsy effort at discouraging her). Some of them are adorned with really bad poetry (also true, but oh shit, I gave something away, now she knows I write bad poetry. Crap!)
My mother: I don’t care about the paper. I would really like to see some of your work. Poetry. I didn’t know…
Self: …..You might find some of the illustrations to be offensive. They have naked people doing dirty things. (true, and she is a child of the conservative south.)
My mother: I don’t care (bullshit). I just want to see some of your work. (true)

After the phone call, I felt like such an ass. So much of an ass, I packed up all my Poetry Friday sketches and took them to her house today….where I conveniently left them in the car and forgot to show them to her because I was too tired from performing manual labor. I told her I brought them, then we both forgot…well maybe only one of us forgot.

I hate seeing my reflection in a mirror or a glassy stream or a bowl of soup…It’s just too damn inconvenient to see myself for who I really am…